Spring Blossom, Autumn Sorrows

Monday, March 20, 2006

Cynicism & Insults
>I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
>I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
>Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
>When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
>If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
>I can only please one person each day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
Smile... Tomorrow will be worse.
>It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
>Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
>Thank you for not annoying me more than you do.
>If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
>Never miss a good chance to shut up.
>I need not suffer in silence when I can still moan, whimper, and complain.
>It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
>Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.
>Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others.
>I'd like to help you out; which way did you come in?
>How can I miss you if you won't go away?
>I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. This wasn't it.
>I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
>Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon.
>Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
>You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
>Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
>Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
>Do they ever shut up on your planet? .
>Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine.
>Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
>You look like shit. Is that in style now?
>Wait... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
>I don't have an attitude problem, it's supposed to be this way.
>Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you're interrupting.
>I think someone has to be listening to you for it to be an actual conversation.
>It is just you.
>I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.
>I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
>You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same.
>If I throw a stick, will you go away?
>I didn't know regurgitated spam could talk.
>If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose."
>If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
>A mind is a terrible thing to waste; I'm glad they didn't waste one on you.
>Next time you get the urge to think...don't.
>You have no idea how acutely depressing it is to realize we're from the same species.
>"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such suffer from it a lot.
>Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
>Are you renting the space in your head? It could be profitable.
>If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
>I wonder what life would have been like if you had had enough oxygen at birth.
>Whatever it is that's eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

she told the story ... 6:47 PM