ok so im adding an entry so soon to vent out my frustration with the impossible task of asking us to do a synchronized swimming routine, come on as if. i can swim but honestly were going to look like half cook tarts that even a serf wouldnt like!!! and the people, dont get me wrong most of my team mates are great and half of them are cooperative, but chasing after them to tell them that we have to practice, is like chasing a hedgehog, thats being chased by a mongoose or something. half of them wont even reply, is it too much of an effort to say "oh im sorry we cant meke it" but no. . . (palpitating breaths) and were going to have our presentation tom. . . doom!!!

anyway this just happened about an hour ago, my sandals broke another one of those "walk on campus barefoot moments" isnt it inspiring. . .(sigh ok i dunno whats so inspiring about shoes but in lala land inspiration is. . .ok enough drama) well at least i didnt get caught by the do, and i didnt step on anything revolting like spit or worst (shudders)

anywhoo thats all!

she told the story ... 6:47 PM

by manhole, i mean that literally, like the ones you see in the streets, where people go down to clean the pipes. sadly the most eventful thing that has happened to me, is when i arrived at home my aunt poclaimed that my beother fell of the manhole outside our gate. . .so you can imagine my reaction (evil sister: bewildered at first. . .how can brother fall off manhole . . . then laugh, apparently my angel has been working overtime and decided to take a vacation) so i went up to check on him. . .(in my mind "what" and "idiot" kept on playing-because come on its a big hole on the ground for crying out loud)

anyway it turns out only his entire foot fell and now he has a nasty gash . . . that betadine cant cure so they want for agua occinada(i dunno how you spell it) and brother dearest was screaming so loud that the whole bloody street could hear it. . .

sigh. . well im an evil sister but not that evil i did worry. . .so to show my support i wont tease him until his wound heals. . .aw but his never going to live this down (evil laughter). . .hehe ciao

she told the story ... 6:18 PM

ok so testerday we had a lecture forum and the group's topic was "hula-naniniwala ka ba" AT FIRST I WASNT REALLY interested, afterall the start and the middle was a little borrring and draaging (no pun inteded it just really was!) anyway at the end they introduced tis fellow student named mike, and when they asked for three volunteers, what have i got to loose so i went up there. . .

anyway everything that he said about me was real, he said i was "mabaiit", "inuuna ang iba" (this one is i dunno. . . up for question) "di mo kayang mag sinungaling" (which was true since i always get karma, and the imaginary angel on top of my head keeps on bonking it with a hammer when i lie) "good career" "financial problems pero ngayuon lang" "sensitive to criticism kahit di pinapakita" and "may 2 sides yung isa ayaw dun sa isa" i agree . . .i just do. . .

sigh i was amazed and a little scared, the mans got talent, real talent. . .he just sort of seemed cynical about the whole process and about the people around him, i could sense annoyance and lack of care. . .its amazing how he can handle a gift like this, and still manage to juggle out his life properly. . .i wouldnt know what to do if that was me. . . i would probably scream, faint, and scream some more. . .

thats all ladila duu

she told the story ... 8:31 PM

Cynicism & Insults
>I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
>I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
>Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
>When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
>If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
>I can only please one person each day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
Smile... Tomorrow will be worse.
>It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
>Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
>Thank you for not annoying me more than you do.
>If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
>Never miss a good chance to shut up.
>I need not suffer in silence when I can still moan, whimper, and complain.
>It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
>Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.
>Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others.
>I'd like to help you out; which way did you come in?
>How can I miss you if you won't go away?
>I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. This wasn't it.
>I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
>Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon.
>Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
>You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
>Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
>Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
>Do they ever shut up on your planet? .
>Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine.
>Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
>You look like shit. Is that in style now?
>Wait... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
>I don't have an attitude problem, it's supposed to be this way.
>Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you're interrupting.
>I think someone has to be listening to you for it to be an actual conversation.
>It is just you.
>I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.
>I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
>You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same.
>If I throw a stick, will you go away?
>I didn't know regurgitated spam could talk.
>If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose."
>If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
>A mind is a terrible thing to waste; I'm glad they didn't waste one on you.
>Next time you get the urge to think...don't.
>You have no idea how acutely depressing it is to realize we're from the same species.
>"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such suffer from it a lot.
>Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
>Are you renting the space in your head? It could be profitable.
>If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
>I wonder what life would have been like if you had had enough oxygen at birth.
>Whatever it is that's eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

she told the story ... 6:47 PM

well then, my life has turned no where in the state of absolut boredom i dont know what to do, come to think of it i dont think boredom should be the term used in my case, since i have so much to do, in so little time with little will to actually do what im supposed to.

nothing eventful has remotely happened in the past days, except maybe the more extreme depreciation of my brain. . . if thats still possible. most of these days watching tv is already a complete joy, and the thought of not having to think about my exam, exam results and my pending failure (which i still pray wont happen) is absolute bliss, i cant believe ive taken all my high school bumming time for granted.

i feel serious today, my naked mole rats seem to have realized that being naked was highly over rated, so they maimed several hamseters and sheared their off skin, to make into fine fur jackets. . .

or maybe because ive been reading the alchemist?! i dunno. . . well the latest news i can tell about me now is that ive compleated my deviance project, and its actually a load off my chest (i walked around campus wering a bridesmaid gown) well apart from my probable purple face while i was walking it went well, i didnt damage any property, and i didnt have complains of insanity . . .i gotta take that.

i dunno the thought of summer and school with no break just happens to wreck my mood everytime its dimmihng the light to the pathway of lala land. . . hehe i just suddenly remembered i watched majika & charmed yestarday with my brother, he was nagging me to turn the channel to 7 so he could watch majika, it turns out he has a major crush on angel locsin, and hes only six . . . i kept on warning him that he doesnt have a license to have a girlfriend until i have a boyfriend . . .and thats still after graduation, it was very amusing watching him react to it though.

by the way for anyone who knows how to fix computers, my comp at home seems to have acquired a terminal disease here are the symptoms 1. its no longer colored, it seemed to have favored a permanent tinge of red 2. its in the safe mode, i as a certified computer illerate have no idea how to return it to normal mode 3. (and the biggest problem of all) it said internet was an illegal operation (can you imagine the horror!)

. . . so i still have to figure out what ill write next sooooo..............

she told the story ... 5:44 PM

for vica and jama i need advice about summer and hopefully you can give it to me by tomorrow (my doom a.k.a enrollment again) i have this option,on weather or not ill take summer, i already flunked once and this is my way to make up for it, if i dont go to summer i wont graduate on time coz ill probably have to add one more term,but ill have rest and ill get to go to boracay, if i do summer i might graduate on time but ill be stuck in a classroom studying statistics and economics for 6 hours for three weeks!!! torture (groans in agony)

dont you all peity my brain right now its about the size of a kiwi and growing smaller by the minute!

well then enough of the tragedy that is flunking. on the lighter side of lala land i want to talk about call centers (i dunno i just found the stories funny) my cousin, her friend and i went to sm and on the way home the topic went to call centers both my cousin and her friend have experience working in this feild so there we were, trying to take our attention away from our butts that really hurt since weve been sitting for about an hour! and they started to talk about the funny moments, like there was this drunk who dialed 411 so naturally they have to take his call, he was an american and the first question was always city and state please, he said fwowiida and something uncomprehendable like (jahshkfhasf) so just to be polite she had to say pardon me can you please repeat that. the drunk got very angry and wantedto talk to the manager, so with one clap the manager was there. he asked the same question (city and state please) he just answered (lajaldjas, and hjahsfklha) even worst than fwowida. the manager was already cursing silently at the drunk who doesnt seem to know what he wanted, when something coherent came up they would search for it what came up was like chicken farm, so they asked if he was looking for a chicken farm, the drunk said yas yes so in the end they just gave him the number of a hotel in "fwowida"

i dunno it doesnt seem funny wheni type it but i was really laughing my heart out! what annoys me though is when some snooty american (im not saying all) diales 411 so the same protocol applies, then they ask you accent isnt american so she asked from what country are you stationed? when the operator (my cousins friend in this instant) answered philippines, she looks for the manager. now the manager who already has a trained american accent answers her, she stars ranting on how filipinoes shouldnt be hired, that they should hire their fellow americans, and something about filipinoes being incompetent. hello!!! so the very trained manager just kept answering yes maam until the end of their convrsation where he stated "i would just like to inform you maam that i am also a filipino" she was speechless, bloody racists!

anywhoooo. . . i want to promote the new book i baught, its mean and funny as hell "in search of the worlds worst writers" hehe how a girl can avoid being shipwrecked because of her divine beauty is beyond me! sooo this is where i cut it short.

she told the story ... 5:37 PM

Real Guy:
So misunderstood that you might not even like him

at first but sumting should happen to make

you see him in a whole different light. You

will then see his strong, loving adventurous

spirit.He is fun and naughty and alwasy

sweeps you off you feet.
Fantasy Guy: Demon who embraces all the evil but

the dark side attracts you to him more. He

scorns other demons for being so human but

when he meets you that changes.
Kiss:Deep,passionate sumtyms rough.
Date:A magic carpet ride! lol soz dat just sounds

cool dnt ya think so? But anyways... He will

surprise you with every date-concerts,

romantic dinners and even staying at home

with him is gr8!
Your love is full of surprises and you could have

difficulties but he's so worth it cos you

love him and him you. Passion will always be

there!


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she told the story ... 10:18 PM

well yesterday i had the perfect title, but unfortunatly with my ability to retain absolutely nothing. . . i can no longer remember it!

i wanted initially to talk about bloopers, my life bloopers i dunno it just came to me as i was walking down the lrt stairs on my way to school (i have to fullfill my accumulated daily torture) i suddenly remembered a very embarassing situation that i had . . .well i was walking and in front of me there was a man intently blabbing on his cellphone while walking down the stairs, so in the little part of my evil mind my angel and devil were making a bet with one another. the devil said that the man is going to fall flat on his butt, while the angel said god would guide the man through walking down the stairs. . . so there i was waiting to see who will win, no one did coz greater karma prevailed, because i was waiting for to fall flat onhis behind, i didnt notice where i was going. . .so those who have experienced this, you can imgine my great horror when i found myself flat on my ass with mud and grime all over the street (it was raining!!) . . . this is a grat example on how karma works people . . . so now i think "it is bad to think ill will of others" . . .
""yeah right""

but seriously i have several misfortunes with my shoes, i had a situation where it was our high school x-mas party, and my shoes decomposed right there and then. . .so for my classmates in high school who found alot of black leather crumbs on the floor ... sowee, another was when i was at quiapo with my aunt and she accidentally stepped on it while we were walking and my slippers just fell apart (for anyone that has been to quiapo, you can understand my panic)it was hard to find a ride so we took a jip going only halfway to our home, so i was relieved we were able to find a ride, but then my aunt spotted one that goes all the way to our home, she hurriedly went down and chased after it, it really left me without a choice but to rase after her bare fotted since if i didnt run, id get left behind. . .

anyway enough of the ramblings (hehe i know no one really cars) this is something i found funny and very embarassing for the contestant. . . im talking about the bb pilipinas that was broadcasted last saturday, and the contestant who became an instant flop (sorry ms. contestant)well i guess she was very nervous but man. . . when youre asked, "define true love" and you answer "true love should not be defined, it should be filled" . . . so im not gonna insult her anymore . . .

the last topic that i was supposed to have is drama ... about school befor and being a wall flower (still before hehe) and all thet crap but. . . even i wouldnt want to read that in the future so ill just end this here . . .

btw hippo says bye bye . . . oh did i mention that im miserable coz i have no statistics capacity, therefore as a logical summation im gonna flunk (keeps fingers crossed for that not to happen!, so if you havenothing better to do please pray that i dont flunk) thanks, ciao

she told the story ... 6:49 PM

i just took this quiz. . . its cute

quizzies
Your Empowerment is RADIANT RED.
Your character traits: Assertive, ethusiasm,
passion, independence, spontaneity,
stability, and strength.
The Goddesses that watch over you:
~~Aphrodite~~ The Greek Goddess of Romance...she
brings men to their knees. She possesses
sensuality, beauty, and passion and knows how
to get what she wants.
~~Hathor~~ The Egyptian Goddess of Joy...she puts a
smile on everyone's face. She is the queen of
pleasure and the bringer of joy.
Your Empowerment's Advice: Stand up for who you are
and what you want, reclaim your power, and
never be afraid to follow your own path.
Remember that not everyone is as head strong
as you are...be patient.

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she told the story ... 12:01 AM

well as it seems i have become a certified obsessive user, hence the new outrageously gay color of my blog, unfortunatly it got a little messed up since i am almost . . . absolutely computer illiterate. . . scary how the new generation keeps on getting more acquainted with computers while here i am, practically poking the keyboard ( sometimes i have a theory that its evil. . .im goin' senseless again . . .)

well i just remamberd a dream of mine . . . its ancient but it still amuses me. well i wont even classify it under dreams, its more of a scary demented nightmare of every girl with my mentality. . . its about the teletubbies!!! (horror movie song plays on the background) and im not even exaggerating, those little things (whatever they are) are scary they look like mutated homing devices with the sole purpose of implanting stupidity in every childs brain! . . . i have a 6 year old brother who used to watch the show . . . and if it got me stupid, what hope do those poor children have. or maybe my theory is a little far fetched maybe the creator wants to control the world and by implanting these tutu wearing alien look alikes in every childs brain! (sorry i got a little carried away, i know its unlikely)

well back to my dream i was in school with peter pan, and cinderella. well i wanted to try on a little fairy dust so i could fly, so peter pan gave me the bag with the dust then boom there i was floating like an over sized ballon. . . when the very scary gay teletuby chased after me. . . so naturally i ran away . . . ah my utter horror when the green one dipsy blocked my way they wanted the fairy dust, over my dead body. . . my dust. . .my dust.

well it ended that way . . . but in my own little imagination they got helium in them and flew away (yeah right)

anyway another thing that has been clammoring in my brain is synchronized swimming, were supposed to do a routine . . . and damn i love to swim i love water. but man i just have that feeling that were all going to drown or worst, transform into hairy elephants and completely remove all the water with just one dive! . . .

im getting bored so ill just try to recover my tag board which has magically dissapeared. . .

she told the story ... 11:24 PM

i am a college student
i am fascinated with anything weird *not sick*
i like the color red
i like books
and i dont care what
the hell people do with their lives,
if their happt it works

~ art
~passion
~ determination
gaia online


~ i want a balloon.
~ fly to the moon.
~ become a loon.

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