Monday, February 27, 2006
i dunoo what's happening to the world now a days, what happened to the world full of hope, passion, world peice. . .its really sad how everybody acts like complete aminals, they keep on wanting to bite each others heads off. . . i can just imagine it gloria anti=hippos, gloria pro=naked mole rats . . . big body mass difference de?
but what the amazing mole rats lack in bulk they make up in quantity. . . but no offence to anybody, i just cant inagine a naked mole rat supporting a mole, thats just wrong!
anyway i say this coz the nakey mole rats are trying to arrest one the mean hippos. . . and theres gonna be bloodshed if one of them happens to topple over, can you just imagine the chaos, not to mention alot of roadkill, squished nakey mole rats
right now i dunno whats going to happen to the country if they keep on trying to beat one another in the game of cheat (a very famous card game). . . i just wonder who will win . . .
on the lighter side of my demented lala land i had the weirdest dream ever, in real life . . .i had this crush on a prettyboy popular guy(still speculating if he has a brain) so now i dont like him no more, by the way the smoking comes his brain will be fully depleted by the time the man's 50 (knocks on wood). . . and this is about him i dunno we were standing near a bus stop when a hurricane came, we somehow survived but unfortunatley our fashion sense vanished. . . mahangin ba sa labas??! so anyway we went to the convenience store (we were joking around)((so that just means in my dream he had a brain)) when we found a bottle of pamada (its the stuff old men put on their receiding hairlines) and we used it. . . i dunno why, but we did so we came out looking like we were from the 1900's . . . its still very long the rest really isnt very exciting. . . i dunno . . . my brain has melted!
soooo. . . martians will attack. . . so sayonara!
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6:44 PM
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
well so far nothing sort of relevant or eventul has happened, there was only a stampede that roughly killed about 70 people and a land slide that supposedly killed like 1000 or more. . . now if only a magic hippo was there to save the day "tu-tu man" a hippo wearing a outrageously pink ballet costume and polka dotted shoes. . .
but seriously the year has just begun, were in the second month and thousands has died already. . .the sappiness is excruciating, i know but i cant help but feel sorry for those who died, those who are digging up their dead bodies, and even those that lived to add another day to their bibliography. if that was me alive and kicking, with my family under clay i wouldnt know what to do, who to blame, or how to live on.
hmmn. . .i just noticed that my, entries have been totaly wacked up, first insane lunatic on the rampage. second, embodiment of a complete idiot. third, serious with matching brain depletion. and now the complete drama queen. . . hmmn . . . i wonder why i even bothered typing that?!
anyway earlier today we had an exam, so far i think ive hit the big one this time. . . a shining, glorious 0.0 (god i hope not my mums gonna skewer me alive, with matching pit forks) i just done understand how anybody is capable of taking in 80+ muscles and still know their O,I,A . . . for me its not humanly possible, so its either their not human or im not human. . . unfortunatly i think the scales are tilting to my side. . . maybe im a magical, mystical. . .pony?
so after accomplishing to deplete my brain cells by half we went to mcdo, and i offered to watch the bags so that my friends could order, they just bought me my food. so there i was sitting staring into thin air waiting for the murderd managers ghost (which fortunatly didnt come, or else i wouls find myself in a very embarassing situatiohn afterwards)((think about it)) when this girls asked me to watch their bags for them, i agreed uncertainly, first i was insulted and a little annoyed, then it just hit me as funny and stupid at the same time but which idiots would leave their bags to a total stranger that in all their lives they have never seen before???? what if i was a snatcher?? or worst an insane girl that will spray paint their stuff lime green and fill it with dog poop (ok im exaggerating) but still. . .
anyway i dont wanna type anymore so . . .
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7:33 PM
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
so many things has happened to me in the past days. . . some relevant, most irrelevant, there are even those that can be explained in 2 words "idiotic moments".
sigh these days i feel as if im loosing grip of lala land, i mean everything is so serious, and one thing is for sure if i dont get serious with my school work. im going to say bye bye lasal. . . like right now i cant even visualize anything remotely more imaginative than flying monkeys working as undercover agents for the government to lessen filipino workers. . .they also catch tax evaders.
um i hope you understood my statement . . . if you did then please explain it to me. . .
its just that when you live in trimester lala land everything just isnt well la la . . . crackers, the formalin and the sponging solution has made me go. . . idiotic, and serious. . . a very dangerous combination, especially if you know me. a suggestion would be. . .run
anyway what i want to strike out now is people and their bias towards snakes, i mean what is wrong with snakes their one of gods greatest creatures, mammals came from reptiles. im raving about this now coz i want a pet snake and miraculously enough my mum agreed. so i was ecstatic for like 15 min, until all my aunts were like recoiling in disgust for my taste in the creatures i want to take care off.
so what if im not very fond of birds, or of hamsters and rabbits, *shudder shudder* i like more independent creatures, i someday dream of owning a panther or a komodo dragon (yeah right, even in my own little world, thats highly unlikely) mum said it would probably just eat me. . . i know that but that doesnt stop me from wanting to own them. . . i know what your thinking. . . idiot . . . right. . . sigh i dunno im aging as we speak, ill probably be fully decomposed by the time i graduate. . . if not fully then my brain surely will! . . .
ugh. . . i still have to do schoolwork i hope i can be better fun by my next entry! ciao
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8:34 PM
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
<02/08/06>
well as it seems im getting hooked writing here . . .
my entry for the day is about the complete group in our class that i find rather amazing, thay were reporting and i couldnt help notice, they had the:
gay dude (unfortunatly not the handsome gay nerd) who rather striked out, it was a weird how a collared shirt with glasses and a feminine stance makes you look so . . . GAY.
comedian, who reminds me of vhong navarro crossed with drew (i forgot his sername). . . the one that always seemed to have something interesting and funny to say.
nerd, with long hair, glasses braces, and a lanky figure with matching extreme shyness he just fits the perfect discription.
classic filipino good looks, with the whole entalada, dark coloring, med. built, nice smile, the charmer.
hot pretty boy, very short hair, baby face, hot, shy but confident aura plus matching tight shirt, i think staring would pretty much complete the discription of most (girls and gays?). .
future bouncer of nightclubs, i dont know, big build, looks like a bully that actually developed a brain in the course of human development, very smat. . .go figure.
rock star lookalike, silent confidence, doesnt look very smart, or perhaps he was just shy . . . he lloks like a very young version of the rockstar in just shoot me the one nina is dating.
and to complete the set theres that bad boy guy, that looks overconfident, and carries a bag of wind with him wherever he goes.
pretty long description and im not even halfway done, sadly lala land had a case of stampede yesterday, perhaps the creatures there watched the news and decided to imitate what the people in ultra did, just to see if it really does work, their imaginary creatures so they cant really die, but right now the door has the "under maintenance" sign.
anyway i just came from my anatomy class and i think the formaline has permanently stuck to my clothes. . .not to mention my brain, and mr. mc butterpants, our dead cat is not cooperating with anything that i tried to do. i reckon all the cat did when he was alive was eat and sleep thats why there are fats practically stuck at every muscle. its like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, musched together. . . now being separated for the view of students. i dunno but personally im not betting that ill remember each and every one of those 80 muscles X3. . .am i grossing you out now?
wow what do you know im actually capable of lucid thought, my entry is . . .um . . .long. . . boring. . . and um long. ..i think i aught to end this. . .so. . .turns off light and trips over the computer. . .bye bye.
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7:24 PM
Monday, February 06, 2006
<02/07/06>
well, once upon a time in lala land, there was a pansible unicorn, a dragon singing like a virgin. . . and a lemur proclaiming that he likes big butts. . . this is not what the entry is really about, would be happier though. . .
but no this is about me a sixteen year old college student who is smart enough not to do her statistics homework and about a warm hearted terror (is this possible) professor who called me in front to answer one of the brain melting questions . . . (though i know its secretly 1+1), so there i was stunned for a couple of seconds staring at the blank sheet of paper in front of me (which happened to be my notebook) hoping that somehow it will grow a brain to supply the lack of answers in mine. unfortunatly to my utter dissapointment it did not grow a mouth. anyway so there i was now forced to stand and gawk at the huge blackbord, while wondering when the words what a dunce will appear. it never did so as my little brain cells scurried to find the answer everyone else was finished. . .
now if my answer was correct i was ready to color my hair green and jump like an absolute lunatic, thankfully it was wrong and saved my personality if not my brain from absolute embarssment . . . my kind hearted terror prof gave me another chance so i sat there . . . and finally the answer came to me it was still the wrong one, but at least its not as far as pluto is to the earth, maybe jupiter. . . it ended well though which makes me feel ultimately relieved, it ended with me in midstep about to defend my second wrong answer when my prof. announced that we can continue the next meeting. she finally explained to me why i kept getting it wrong so when i present my ass wont be up aflame. . .
anyway ill end it now i still have to explore how to use this blog since im almost if not completely computer illiterate. byebye
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6:34 PM
