Monday, February 06, 2006
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well, once upon a time in lala land, there was a pansible unicorn, a dragon singing like a virgin. . . and a lemur proclaiming that he likes big butts. . . this is not what the entry is really about, would be happier though. . .
but no this is about me a sixteen year old college student who is smart enough not to do her statistics homework and about a warm hearted terror (is this possible) professor who called me in front to answer one of the brain melting questions . . . (though i know its secretly 1+1), so there i was stunned for a couple of seconds staring at the blank sheet of paper in front of me (which happened to be my notebook) hoping that somehow it will grow a brain to supply the lack of answers in mine. unfortunatly to my utter dissapointment it did not grow a mouth. anyway so there i was now forced to stand and gawk at the huge blackbord, while wondering when the words what a dunce will appear. it never did so as my little brain cells scurried to find the answer everyone else was finished. . .
now if my answer was correct i was ready to color my hair green and jump like an absolute lunatic, thankfully it was wrong and saved my personality if not my brain from absolute embarssment . . . my kind hearted terror prof gave me another chance so i sat there . . . and finally the answer came to me it was still the wrong one, but at least its not as far as pluto is to the earth, maybe jupiter. . . it ended well though which makes me feel ultimately relieved, it ended with me in midstep about to defend my second wrong answer when my prof. announced that we can continue the next meeting. she finally explained to me why i kept getting it wrong so when i present my ass wont be up aflame. . .
anyway ill end it now i still have to explore how to use this blog since im almost if not completely computer illiterate. byebye
she told
the story ...
6:34 PM
